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Joke of the Day
"how to dismiss awkward boners ""Don't worry about him...he's a real dick"""
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"[God & his assistant making giraffes] ASST: Say ""when"" once the neck is long enough, k? *God is on his iPhone not really paying attention*"
"Trump bragged about Apprentice ratings at National Prayer Breakfast, just like when Jesus boasted about his huge Sermon on the Mount crowds."
"You know what they say, once you go black... ...you're a single mom"
"I asked my friend if he wanted a drink and he said to surprise him so I brought back a side salad."
"I'm pregaming for Thanksgiving by eating 15 ham steaks and yelling at someone's family."
"Typical mexico..."
"SECURITY GUARD: ""Sir, I have to check all backpacks"" ME: ""ok"" *opens backpack* *its full of hundreds of tiny backpacks*"
"Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux? It's Terminal. (OC joke.)"
"What's Forest Gump's Facebook Password? 1forest1"