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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad I've got boobs. The last thing I want is people making eye contact with me."

"A joke I just made... ""I just invented a new word... plagiarism"""

"What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music? Trap"

"I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog."

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag."

"A musician, a lumberjack, and a mathematician were in a room together... They made a log-rhythm."

"Whenever I see someone posting a picture with a celebrity, I comment: ""Who's that next to you?"""

"Am I the only one who's concerned about the fact that we haven't heard SHIT from Wyoming in like nine years?"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he ain't coming over to you."

"I was going to invest in the Microsoft HoloLens but... ...Their projections weren't very good."