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Joke of the Day
"I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy."
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"One positive of Arnold Palmer's passing... He's six under for the first time in years..."
"What's E.T short for? Because he's got small legs"
"What language does robot Marco run on? Rubio on rails"
"What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van? Yo no space."
"(NSFW) Whats cute, red, bubbly, and likes to scratch at windows. a baby in a microwave"
"You don't see much in a small town ... but what you hear makes up for it. [Source](http://www.dougwils.com/Chrestomathy/no-kidding.html)"
"""Donald Trump is feuding with the Pope"" is like the 7th Onion headline that's become real life in this election season"
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note? High G."
"Kidnapped ! by Caesar Quick"