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Joke of the Day
"I just got hit head on by a crazy women riding a menstrual cycle."
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"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like shit until you have something someone else needs"
"What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !"
"Awesome Moment when you are telling lie and your best friend notices and joins you . :)"
"I'll get you wetter than a Scottish summer."
"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?"
"Buffet Why did the guy at the all you can eat place go from one serving table to the other? To get to the other sides."
"One of my stuffed animals just told me I should get back on my meds, I guess someone doesn't want to be part of tea party club anymore."
"Married for money... Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked? Wife: That I married you for your money!"
"Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal."