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Joke of the Day
"What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !"
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"Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"""It helps knowing that everyone else will die with me if we crash."" ~my 11yo on why she's not afraid to fly unaccompanied"
"If I had a dollar for everytime I had an existential crisis it wouldnt matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless."
"Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing."
"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"
"What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula? ""Count Dracula."""
"How do you make a Venetian blind? Stick a finger in his eye."
"What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom? Bedlam"
"What concert costs $0.45 50 Cent with Nickelback as the opening act."