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Joke of the Day
"What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !"
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"Proud father... I'm really proud of my daughter. She's taken her new vegetable diet very well. Just last night I found a cucumber in her room."
"The one redeeming thing about wearing a Women's Size 10 shoe is that everyone naturally assumes my dick is enormous."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? The prostitute will stop screwing you when you die."
"Rig Sour punch straw contest http://flavors.sourpunch.com that is the link. Make a Kiwi Flavor with Super Sour topping Named Hobae"
"It's not so much that I love karate as it is that I hate boards."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the one who had a dream. Happy MLK day"
"There is a man with a friend who is a ninja.... The man asks, ""Ninja, can you help me out with this lightbulb?"" The ninja replies ""Shur-i-ken!"""
"What do you call a woman with an opinion?? Wrong"
"What is red and bad for your teeth? A Brick."