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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a computer your best friend? You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!"

"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope..."

"My watch is loose, it keeps slipping out of my hand. ..maybe i should Titan it"

"As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life."

"why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers."

"A priest, a pedophile and a homosexual walk in to a bar... And that was just the first guy."

"I think your first love holds the biggest piece of your heart because they made the first cut."

"There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete set of data"

"Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most? Reuse."

"How is a vagina like a cigarette? The closer you get to the butt the stronger the taste."