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Joke of the Day

"I got really bored today and came up with this one... Who is 'Anonymous' and why does everybody feel the need to quote them?"

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..."

"Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table"

"Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week.... Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casket They put the left leg in.... And then the trouble started"

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here. [](http://ftgtvgbyhnjkmjnhbgvfgbybhjnkmnhbg.com)"

"What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."

"I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories."

"Today in 1956 the first videotape recording was made. Your mom was young and needed the money."

"I like to make a sandwich with just cucumbers and pickles... I call it the Before and After"

"I hate when people text 'call me'. I'm going to start calling people, say 'text me' and then hang up."