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Joke of the Day
"Why are pirates so mean? They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
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"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Ill tell you tomorow."
"What's the squeakiest ride at the fair? The haunted mouse"
"I started a project to hire people with depression on my dairy farm... if there's one thing they're good at its milking it."
"Being a Zombie doesn't sound that bad. You don't have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now."
"how do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their tiny brooms."
"I think one of my dads might be gay"
"""There's no business like crow business."" -Wealthy businesscrow"
"How do you help a Jew with ADHD? Send him to a concentration camp."
"Next time someone wants you to hold a baby, say ""I'm so bad with live babies!"""