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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a new anal plug and a used one? The taste."

"The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor"

"I keep waiting for a musical montage to start so I can do something awesome."

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."

"How is a 9 volt battery and a woman's anus similar You know it's wrong, but sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on it"

"Why does Mrs Pepper walk funny Cause Dr Pepper comes in a can."

"Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college? So he could spend a semester a broad."

"What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists? Microscope"

"Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now... If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

"Wife: I finally caught you. I could hear it from the other room. You were watching a dirty movie. Me: No. Its just womens tennis."