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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a new anal plug and a used one? The taste."

"How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ... None, they get you to do it.. Sucker!"

"the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers"

"How do mesquite trees get taller? They stand on their mesqui-toes!"

"My friend Sid was a victim of ID theft. Now he is known as S."

"Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there."

"My professor told me my writing reveals my erudite nature. I explained that my birthstone is actually amethyst."

"Did you hear about the race between the two decapitated heads? I heard they were neck and neck"

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"

"Sitting in my car eating McD's, and I hear a quiet voice behind me go: ""Here, we have The Fat Woman in her natural habitat.."""