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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? A pepperonly pizza!"

"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."

"My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. Stupid empty soap bottle."

"Don't go to zombie nightclubs... They're always dead."

"hey girl are u from tennessee cause u have a tennessee accent and i have ur birth certificate here and it says ur from tennessee"

"I rented a tuxedo then didn't need it. Do you know how hard it is to sublet a tuxedo?"

"Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires."

"Why should you not throw stones at a knight? Because heavy metal is harder than rock."

"How do I submit a joke? Do I hand my life in?"

"Cats don't come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can't put them in the washing machine."