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Joke of the Day
"All life is precious. Unless you're an accountant, then you welcome sweet death."
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"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."
"My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies... ...is the casting."
"YOU ARE GROUNDED!!!! ~ me, yelling hilarious shit at the beef in this grocery store."
"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."
"Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist."
"I like my women like I like my alcohol... XXX."
"I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"what's the difference between two dicks and a joke you don't look like you could take a joke"
"How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb? None. They can't climb the ladder."