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"What is the best cure for a headache? DECAPITATION!!!"
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"Here is an easy way to tell a Chinese girl from a Japanese girl The Japanese girl has pixels."
"A double whammy What's black on the bottom and white on top? Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top? A prison shower."
"My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together. I sh!t you knot."
"like people say things like 'tuna fish' but not 'duck bird' or 'dad father'"
"It's hard to explain puns... It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."
"Started teaching my son and his friends Karate... I'm not qualified I just really enjoy kicking children."
"is there a sadder metaphor of ur adulthood destroying ur childhood than the fact that to get to work evryday u hav to burn up dead dinosaurs"
"BREAKING: Polaroid photo taken. More on this story as it develops."
"BREAKING NEWS: New iPad Will Do Same Sh*t other iPads Already Do!"