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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a drawing of Ketchup? Sketchup"

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the bar. Why the bar? To get to the toilet. Why the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out."

"So there I was balls deep in a 12 year old ... Then my dad walks in and freaks out starts screaming ""What the fuck are you doing to your sister"""

"(Trump rally) Trump: I'll take questions now. Reporter: How will you fix California's drought? Trump: More water. Crowd: *cheers wildly*"

"I had abstinence-only sex education when I was in high school. It was called Dungeons and Dragons."

"My doctor sang this to me at my birthday ""Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You have terminal cancer. Your family'll miss you"""

"4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff? She's a criminal mastermind."

"There's a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the ""close this ad"" button."

"What do you call a gay light fixture? A chandiqueer"

"I try not to tweet about things I'm doing incase it gets taken out of context, but this cock is delicious!"