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Joke of the Day

"35% of all hospital deaths are caused by the attending physician failing to yell ""Don't you die on me!"" at the right moment."

"Q: Why don't elephants go skinny dipping? A: They can't get their trunks off."

"There's a brand new cemetery in town Everybody is dying to get in"

"Remember: if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving ..."

"What do you call an old man's hard on? Petrified wood."

"English and American spellings England: colour America: color England: humour America: humor England: flavour America: flavor England: What the hell are you doing? America: Getting rid of u"

"M.C. Escher walks into a bar forever."

"My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary."

"I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday."

"nba joke The cavaliers without lebron..."