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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why don't elephants go skinny dipping? A: They can't get their trunks off."

"What do you call an unconscious computer programmer? dfghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"

"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"My bologna has a first name, and a second name, and a fake name, and a sexy nickname, and exactly none of them are your business so go away."

"If you were stranded on a deserted island, what's one thing you'd bring with you? A boat."

"Being a dog with no legs - it's no walk in the park"

"With great power comes huge electricity bill"

"Knock knock Who's there? Bob the interrupting cow with Tourette's syndrome. Bob the interrupt- COCKSUCKING-motherfucking-**cunt**!"

"What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others? (Self) Semi retarded."

"ME: I have crab like reflexes DAD:I think you mean cat like reflexes ME: [sitting in pot of boiling water] what"