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Joke of the Day

"English and American spellings England: colour America: color England: humour America: humor England: flavour America: flavor England: What the hell are you doing? America: Getting rid of u"

"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"

"What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam? A zip."

"What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician? With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed..."

"[OC] What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January? Genu[w]ine."

"What did Montenegro's internet domain name say when it broke up with Yugoslavia? It's not yu it's me."

"My favorite alcoholic drink is probably sleep."

"NASA sends out a probe to Uranus Geeks around the world giggle."

"Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon."

"Why did the blonde librarian sleep with a famous musician? She wanted a first edition of Moby's Dick."