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Joke of the Day
"What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers."
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"How to make-out - 1. Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father"
"Ha ha A little bit ask his mom for a quarter she said for what he said for being good she said why don't you be good for nothing like your daddy. Lol"
"""So, how's life in North Korea?"" ""Well, I can't complain!"""
"""It's all coming back to me!"" As I piss in the wind."
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ My dad told me this joke when I was 5, I finally understood it 19 years later. Hope it doesn't take you that long"
"I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team."
"What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ? 9GAG"