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Joke of the Day
"What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers."
Next Joke
"Whats the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, they are under a buck"
"Sometimes I just like to surprise my liver and drink water."
"I know 1 really sick joke He has been in the hospital for years."
"My roommates are concerned that I'm using all their kitchen utensils.. but that's a whisk i'm willing to take."
"Balloons think they're so cool. I tried to tell one he was leaking and he just said, ""Pfft."""
"When you say, ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans,"" all I hear is, ""There's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""
"I hate how there's virgin olive oil and there's extra virgin olive oil. There was either a dick in it or there wasn't. There's no such thing as extra lack of penis."
"[OC] What is the pope's favorite mode of transportation? A mitre-cycle!"
"What do Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton have in common? They blew a seal."