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Joke of the Day

"""It's all coming back to me!"" As I piss in the wind."

"What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence? Udder destruction"

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"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway? Because he was snowed in."

"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking about retiring? He decided to stick it out for another year."

"I hate it when you're on the bus and the local weirdo get on and sits next to you. You know, the ones that watch you having a wank."

"Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one."

"Do you know how Michael Jackson really died? He ate a 3 year old wiener."

"Daddy long legs are the NBA players of spiders."

"""Does this leaf make me look fat?"" - Eve."