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Joke of the Day

"I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team."

"What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux"

"What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham."

"Where do fat people live? Obe-city"

"My friend just told me he has a chocolate lab. Turns out it's a dog, not a place. Bummer."

"The next time you're tempted to crack an easy joke about a typo on a Chinese menu, consider how well you write in Mandarin or Cantonese."

"volcano = glory hole for the Gods"

"Did you hear about the wooden horse? Wooden poop."

"In America saying you're the bomb is a compliment but... In Afghanistan it's a question."

"Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week."