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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's in tents."
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"What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position? Ability to work under pressure."
"My favorite Bible story is the one where thousands more people show up to Jesus' party than RSVP'd but he still had enough cake for everyone"
"*clicks on hotel tv's Adult Zone* ""Oh hell yeah."" *it's just a bunch of people paying bills and doing yard work* ""...Oh hell yeah."""
"The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile."""
"I hate when people inbox me to tell me how funny my status es are... Motherf*cker there is a ""like"" button for a reason!"
"What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom? The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)"
"How do you pick up Jewish chicks? With a vacuum cleaner."
"I hate to brag, but several ladies just asked me if I wanted a date. On multiple street corners."