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Joke of the Day
"Where does a guru get his sandwiches? New Delhi"
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"Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things."
"Nothing beats a girl with a beautiful singing voice... Except Chris Brown."
"Son: Dad, you work so hard and never get any credit. You're like a superhero! Dad: Nice try. You're still not getting the Internet password."
"~The Discovery of Fruit~ Ok, so far you've named the red one apple and the yellow one banana. What about the orange one? Really? *sighs*"
"I have an eating disorder; I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets."
"""Yep, I'm going to jail."" When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*"
"Knock knock... [pic]"
"What do The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? The both circle Uranus and get rid of Klingons."
"""I am out of the office. If you need immediate help please contact customer service."" ""Dude this isn't email I'm standing in front of you."""