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Joke of the Day

"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I took too many Vicodin."

"I didn't think that pigs could fly... But then I found out that Donald Trump had a private jet."

"What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common? Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them."

"NSFW Anal With My Girlfriend When ever my girlfriend and I have anal; it makes my day, but it makes her (w)hole week"

"Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? L'Hospital."

"When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire."

"whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"

"Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like."

"If you're a Sanders supporter at a Trump rally, what protocols do you need to follow? The Protocols of Zion, apparently."

"Did you hear about the bacterial outbreak in the office? They said it was a staff infection."