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Joke of the Day
"Inspecting mirrors is a job I can see myself doing it."
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"The Earth is roughly 70% water and 30% haters"
"So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70."
"Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt."
"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."
"When I see someone in public talking on a bluetooth..I like to position myself on the other side, lean in & whisper ""It's ok I see them too"""
"I like my men how I like my coffee. Sweet."
"My friend asked me to make a joke about Yttrium. All I had to say was ""Why?"""
"What do fishermen do at a their conferences? Network."
"How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup? With 26 characters he met at a party."