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Joke of the Day

"I know they say faith.. I know they say faith can move mountains but we have all seen what it can do to skyscrapers."

"I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out."

"Why was the church opposed to fire on torches? It was heat-on-a-stick."

"Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite."

"I got a round of flu shots... They tasted horrible."

"Whenever I weigh myself, I always subtract 10 pounds. I don't think boobs, brains, and an ass this fabulous should count against me."

"Dear Redditors. Sad news today. The guy who invented beastiallity drowned yesterday. He sleeps with the fishes now."

"The gang's all here A horse, a blonde, a redneck, a priest, a rabbi, and the president all walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"""

"(GoT Joke) Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC? Cuz he be Ilyn."