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Joke of the Day

"I know they say faith.. I know they say faith can move mountains but we have all seen what it can do to skyscrapers."

"Eight bytes walk into a bar... Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Can I get you anything?"" ""Yeah,"" reply the bytes. ""Make us a double."""

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? In the fridge where you left it! (No offense, just a joke!)"

"The teacher asks little Timmy why he brought his cat into school... and he replied, "" My daddy said to my mommy he's going to eat that pussy tonight!"""

"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."

"My best joke today is.... r/news sub count. Literally just go there and press f5"

"I used to be a fan but now I'm an air conditioner."

"A child asks: ""Mom, why do women wear white on their wedding day?"" Mom: Well, they wear white because it's the happiest day of their life. Child: Then why does the man wear black?"

"""Ladies, please report immediately to my pants."" - Me, pretending I'm wearing pants."