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Joke of the Day
"Only 30's kids will get this... Jesus."
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"Say the punchline first How do you ruin a joke?"
"If the letters fall off your company's logo... ...maybe it's a bad sign."
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: ""Where's the self-help section?"" She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
"you can tell im drunk by the number of made-up words i concoctulate"
"How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost."
"Me: ""Could you show me where the self-help books are?"" Librarian: ""No."""
"Why did he do that? Who is she? What does that mean? When did that happen? Why? How? I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema"
"What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair? Parachute"
"Why was the sun wearing sunglasses? So he could creep hard on uranus"