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Joke of the Day

"What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up."

"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"

"A repost walks into a bar... ....Nah, nevermind. You've probably heard it before."

"What do gay horses eat? Hayyyy"

"I bet The Flintstones make those guys at PETA furious."

"I think my glasses make me look ugly... and so do my contacts"

"So I was sitting on the toilet this morning... ...and I look over and see this huge spider. It scared the shit out of me."

"News Anchor: Our correspondent at the scene had this to say. *cut to correspondent* Correspondent: This."

"I love the album Abbey Road so much I think I'm going to name my first daughter ""Road."""

"COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take. ME: You mean, don't take? COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen."