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Joke of the Day

"Two mental health counselors happen to meet each other at the mall... *""You seem fine!""*, says one to the other, *""How am I?""*"

"George Clooney looks that way because when he was a kid he kept making handsome faces and it stuck that way. No, don't stare."

"I just found out that my pillow has a better sex life than me It gets head every night"

"What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister? Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay"

"Today's a really good day... 10/10"

"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records... Then the librarian told me to take it out."

"If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy."

"I'm writing a book about introverts. It's not coming out any time soon."

"A List of Shitty Jokes 1. This joke. 2."

"""Hey! Guess what just popped in my head?!?"" -- My dying words if I had an aneurysm"