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Joke of the Day

"Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#."

"I need advice. I was whipping someone in a gimp mask during a BDSM session, but when he took it off - it wasn't my husband. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four."

"Nicholas Cage... ...is where they keep all of the really bad Nicholases."

"Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments? ."

"What do you call a slice of bread from another country? An immigraint."

"Did you hear about the pessimistic man who was missing a chromosome? He was a real downer."

"A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time."

"Damn Girl, Are You Harambe's Pit? Cause I wanna drop my children in you"

"Nan, what is death? Nan? NAN? .."