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Joke of the Day

"What's a three letter word for Hell? DMV."

"The things i say are like circles... They dont have a point."

"Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to Otter Space."

"If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me."

"What did the Bacon say to the Tomato? What did Bacon say to Tomato? ""Lettuce get together"""

"COP: put ur hands in the air ME: ok C: now flip them over M: k? C: now cross them M: what C: put them behind ur head M: why- C: hey macarena"

"I'd like to thank my dad for always being there for me From the day I was conceived to the day he found out my mom was pregnant"

"Whenever a contestant on America's Got Talent was insulted by Piers Morgan, they were judged by a jury of Piers."

"""First things first I'm the illest. Drop this & let the whole world feel it, and I'm still in the Murda Bizness I could hold you down like I'm givin' lessons in killin' ""-Ebola"

"The only people I know I'm superior to are the ones who announce the break they're taking from Facebook."