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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can't get through his steak breakfast without a fifth of whiskey."
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"What do you call a Black-Asian? Hung"
"LPT: If you couldn't fit all of the planets in the planetary alignment in one shot Try backing up a bit"
"How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu"
"If you commit 90 sins, u will get caught 45 times. Why? Because Sin 90 = Cot 45!"
"What's the difference between a bum and a crust punk Patches ;D"
"What is the medical term for a fat cow? Morbidly o-beef"
"A dad puts his kids down for bedtime He says, ""You're fat and stupid!"""
"Her: I have Netflix if you wanna come watch a movie :) Me: No it's ok, I have my own account [60 years later on deathbed] Me: Wait a minute"
"""I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again."""