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Joke of the Day
"What's comforting and scary at the same time? A warm toilet seat."
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"What's the difference between a stadium full of Dallas Cowboys fans, and 90,000 buckets of shit? 90,000 buckets."
"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. .... Only a fraction of joke lovers will find this funny."
"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts"
"My grandma started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 60 Now she's 97 and no one has any idea where the hell she is"
"Did you hear about the gay guy who quit? He couldn't take it in the end."
"I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs."
"Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear? Because cher-nob'll fall out"
"A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks.. ""are you okay carrying this loaf?"" to which he replies ""baguette""."
"Did you hear about the two deaf men who walked into a bar? Neither did they."