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Joke of the Day

"What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers? The Samsung Note 7"

"When a girl says, ""I think we should talk,"" it's never about the Bat Mobile."

"People already feel judged in public but what if they also had the same awful feeling in private? GUY WHO INVENTED RELIGION: I have an idea"

"A man goes to a doctor with a large, dirty toad on his head. The doctor asks, ""What seems to be the problem?"" And the toad replies, ""Hey, Doc, there's something stuck to my ass."""

"Would a charming vampire be a neck-romancer?"

"Reading a Chinese newspaper is like looking at 1,000 douchebag tattoos at once."

"Hate to be that guy.... ... because he's a dick. Fuck him."

"What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? Jesus wants to get fucked for free."

"The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer per year. That's 41 miles per gallon...which is not bad."