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Joke of the Day
"Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go? AR-Kansas"
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"How do you make a dog meow? Put him in a wood chipper and listen to him go ""meeeooowwww"""
"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."
"Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70? She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69."
"PEDIATRICIAN: This could sting a little. KID: Okay. PEDIATRICIAN: One day the sun will envelope the earth and we will all turn to dust."
"What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison."
"Why can't you tell a secret, when a clock is around Because time will tell. Got this one from Bonzi Buddy long time ago"
"The French military suffered a major loss today... Their largest white flag factory burned to the ground."
"A short penis joke I'm Asian"
"In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up."