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Joke of the Day
"Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea? He did some seoul searching."
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"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesnt want to be spotted."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't think of a punch line?"
"What do you call 2 crows sitting on a bench? Attempted murder."
"What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table"
"I was rescued after being exposed to the elements... I couldn't feel my fingers or toes, so I got the doctor to tell it to me straight. His reply: ""Once they go black, they never grow back."""
"Why is it called Big Bang? Baby universe was born."
"How do you make a hormone? Don't tip her."
"Caveman1: look, I invent wheel Caveman2: what we do now? Caveman1: wait for Jesus to take wheel Caveman2: dum dum Jesus not invented yet"
"Slept like a log last night Woke up in the fireplace."