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Joke of the Day
"Would you guys buy Apple's new product for lumberjacks? iWood."
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"What did the test tube baby ask its father? Am I a jerk off?"
"I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger ."
"How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots"
"When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that shit."
"I went to a nice Cuban restaurant last night, I say restaurant but it was more of a Castro pub."
"Hillary Clinton has been frequenting a new restaurant, reports say. I guess the main appeal of it is her own private server."
"I'll never understand dentists. They stab you with little metal hooks and then tell you ""Your gums wouldn't bleed if you flossed more""."
"About 4,000 years ago: God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die! Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!"
"i wanna see the masterchef jr deleted scenes that HAVE to exist of gordon ramsay calling a kid the c-word for trying to julienne a snickers"