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Joke of the Day
"Would you guys buy Apple's new product for lumberjacks? iWood."
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"The Breakfast Club: (1985) (1hr 37 mins) Not a single breakfast is had. Barely a club. Misleading. 1/10"
"Lance Armstrong interviewed before a competition - How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France? - I'm gonna give 110%"
"What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire."
"I have a tattoo of a tiger shirt underneath my tiger shirt so when I take off my tiger shirt BOOM tiger shirt"
"I just googled ""Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don't Fear the Reaper?"" and my first response was, ""Go outside and do something."""
"I watched a tv show about beavers today... Best dam program I've ever seen!"
"Doctor doctor I keep dreaming there are great gooey bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks."
"A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, ""Ouch, that one Hertz."""
"Doctor said only clear liquids before surgery. Vodka should qualify just fine."