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Joke of the Day

"People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer"

"""I'm a big fan of 50 cent. Or as he's known in Zimbabwe: four hundred million dollars."""

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense"

"God said, ""If you come forth, you shall win eternal life."" But Frank came fifth and won a toaster."

"What do you call an alligator with a vest on?... ...an investigator."

"Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls? So they can see what's coming."

"Did you hear the joke about the deaf idiot? Neither did he."

"I always said ""Aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."" But apparently that's not a valid excuse and I can't work for NASA anymore."

"I like my Starbucks like I like my slaves Free"

"Dark humour is like a child with cancer It never gets old."