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Joke of the Day
"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"
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"Just overheard someone say they need an ""escape goat"" for their project & I can't decide if they're a complete idiot or an evil genius."
"Tear gas is the saddest gas."
"What do a Total Bitch and her Tampon have in common? NSFW They're both Stuck-up Cunts."
"I just saved a bunch of money by shopping online with other people's credit card numbers."
"I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms."
"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."
"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"
"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in? C minor"
"English, if I ran it: A group of geese is called a ""group"" A group of buffalo is called a ""group"" A group of catfish is called a ""group"""