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Joke of the Day
"I've decided to sell the vacuum... It's just collecting dust. Credit to Codsworth"
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"What happens when you drink food colouring? You dye a little on the inside."
"My ex-wife says she misses me... But her aim is getting better."
"I've been trying to stop making that's-what-she-said jokes But it's so hard."
"Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: last warning, you have a week to get the money together."
"I just saw some pictures of Ray Rice's wife for the first time... she's a real knock out."
"Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: They use honeycombs."
"My dog reminds me of my ex. She doesn't pull her weight financially and she's scared of the vacuum."
"Say what you will about pedophiles but... They always support orphans, the always drive slow in school zones, they always donate to schools, they always help with homework."
"I hate my new Haircut!! ... But it'll grow on me =D Do you get it?"