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Joke of the Day
"I just saw some pictures of Ray Rice's wife for the first time... she's a real knock out."
Next Joke
"I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook... They wanted books but instead they got magazines"
"Why Jared Leto should win an osvar for Suicide Squad. *spoilers Not ONCE did his Joker mention that he's a vegan."
"Why is Nixon a bad chef? Because he is not a cook."
"What do terrorists and the England football team have in common? They will never win"
"Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems."
"What did the astronomer say when the government launched a napalm bomb to the seventh planet Uranus is on fire"
"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame that they'll never meet."
"What are the consequences of smoking weed? The reefercussions"
"As an actor, I find some recent commercials offensive. Actors are real people too!"