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Joke of the Day
"Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit Sikh"
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"Before saying anything like ""you have really soft hands for a man"", just be like so goddamned sure they're a man."
"What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well fangcy that!"
"The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land The slogan is ""All the girls love a Dickens Cider"""
"How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he wishes it was two."
"How do you get down off a horse? You don't, you get down off a duck."
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"Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: ""Next time you feel angry just waka-way"""
"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire? See you next month."