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Joke of the Day
"The 3 rings of marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
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"Are you Finished? [X-post from Funny] Its a joke/comic thing. This is it--> http://imgur.com/GskWG"
"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"
"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."
"I like telling this to my tall friends ""You know, I really look up to you. Literally."""
"Why can't Jewish people view pornography?? Because watching people porkin' just ain't Kosher! Wakakakaka"
"What does it taste like to eat out an 85 year old woman? Depends"
"How did the love seat get pregnant? Because the couch didn't pull out."
"What's a dish best served cold? Air condish."
"One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week"