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Joke of the Day
"Why is Reddit full of liberals? All the conservatives are out working."
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"Why go to a public pool when strangers on Craigslist will pee on you for free"
"The second best ""asm"" is ""sarc."""
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London"
"127 MILLION? How are there 127 million subscribers when the Reddit population is WAY LESS????"
"A man walks up to god and asks him, ""Are you a ladies man?"" God replies: ""I'm a soul man."""
"What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!"
"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD. It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn't even have a DVD player!"
"A joke I thought of back in the 5th grade. Why did the robber go !POP!... Because he was busted. EDIT: a little corney, but hey who gives a flying fuckaroo."