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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."
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"My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'."
"I'm not a beach, but shore. Cheesy and overused, but always makes me laugh."
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave doesn't brown your meat"
"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."
"Why didn't anyone show up to Kim Jong-il's funeral? The reports of his death were unbereavable."
"Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear"
"Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."
"Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand."
"A Roman walks into a bar He holds two fingers up to the barman and says ""five beers please"""