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Joke of the Day

"Hi, I'm going to tell a dad joke! Hi ""Im going to tell a dad joke,"" I'm dad!"

"One day I talked to a girl who has a lisping problem ""How long can you hold your breath?"" . . . I left the room with a black eye."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're efficient, and don't have much of a sense of humour."

"Women are like, ""no I'm not mad"" *sets your car on fire* Nope not mad"

"I heard that the factories in China will be close until the next GOP president. A liberal joke"

"What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs"

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in a car accident, who would survive? America."

"What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile? A carpet."

"[to pharmacist getting my pills that make me stop talking about ET] long day? ""ugh I can't wait to go home"" know who else wanted to go home"

"The sheer terror of laughing at a joke you didn't understand and then someone asking you to explain it to them."