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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for dick pics? Junk mail!"
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"George washington said ""We would have a black president when pigs fly!"" ... well, swine flu."
"Every night, I have attractive girls banging on my door And sometimes, I let them out!"
"My wife's sexual fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time. I think she misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman."
"i was going to tell a unemployment joke....... but its not going to work"
"Forgetting what you went into the kitchen to get is one thing but, it's darn scary when you can't remember why you went into the bathroom!"
"sir i need to confiscate all the ice cream in your store yes this is just a costume & i'm not a real cop but no one told me i'm pretty today"
"[hospital] *crying* Jim it's your turn to change the baby *picks up baby* -Ok brb *comes back holding a black baby* -I think they're onto us"
"*looks up from phone* ""Kids!! we're leaving the playground in 22 percent."""
"(OC) one I thought up this morning What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting? ""Lettuce prey"""