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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee? They hate colored people."
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"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible"
"Who's the fattest Knight at the round table? Why? Circumference. Because he ate too much pi."
"Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!"
"I'm thinking of opening a Christian sex shop. I'm going to call it, Condemnation."
"2 Cats on the Titanic So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first was called ""One two three"" and the other was ""Un deux trois"". ""One two three"" cat was rescued. But ""Un deux trois"" cat sank."
"I once had a job with elephants The pay was low, but the tips were huge."
"Where was Hitler sitting? Third from the Reich"
"10 things you didn't know you could do with a selfie stick. 1. *Use selfie stick to stuff rags in your exhaust pipe* 2.*Use selfie stick to beat ppl who have selfie sticks* 3"
"What is the most sensitive part on mans body while he is masturbating. His ears."