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Joke of the Day

"Froth too A guy saw an attractive Jamaican girl; he said...I love cappuccino... He was not attractive at all, so when she him, she was disgusted and spit at him. He said...oh wow with froth too. ."

"Jesus wouldn't have been good at Twitter He would've only had twelve followers."

"What's the hottest thing in China right now? A Tibetan monk on fire."

"What does a rock put on when it stinks? Geodorant."

"What is the difference between an egg and a redditor? Eggs get laid at least once."

"My new boyfriend says the cutest things, like ""Who are you?"" and ""Why are you hiding outside my house?"" and ""My wife is calling the police."""

"Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks forward and change smoke alarm batteries before going to bed tonight."

"I've suffered from identity crisis since I was a little boy. I mean girl."

"Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono"

"When angered, the female can text message at speeds of up to 1,600 words per minute."