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Joke of the Day
"What did the pig say to the drunk man? Licence and registration please."
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"The letter R is just the letter P showing off some leg."
"Sometimes when I play a game on my computer, the screen goes dark and I see my own reflection in the screen and wonder what I am doin with my life ..then the next level starts."
"there are like 4 billion words in the english language but there's nothing quite so damning to someone's character as ""that guy sucks"""
"Just found this hillarious joke I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world? Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died."
"How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK? Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps."
"What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ? Super Man wears his underwear over his pants.."
"What did the chinese pirate say? Awwlllll!"