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Joke of the Day

"[Reality TV] HOST: Welcome to America's Next Top Psychic! Please, try not to-- *One contestant stands up*: I WON! H: --ruin it."

"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."

"What do women and KFC have in common? One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone"

"The teacher asks her 6th graders: ""Can anyone tell me the definition of relative humidity?"" Johnny: ""The sweat on your balls when you're fucking your cousin!"""

"The greatest pickup line of all time... Let's be friends."

"A father and his son are watching their dog clean himself... Son: Don't you wish you could do that, Dad? Dad: Nah, I'm afraid he might bite me."

"When Dianna died, the British put up a memorial All France got was a slow down sign"

"A police officer found two kids walking the streets. One had a battery and the other had a firecracker. He charged one and let the other one off"

"I'm not a cyber-bully but I did change my WiFi network name to ""I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GOOGLING STEVE"". Sleep well neighbor. Sleep well."

"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."