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Joke of the Day

"The difference between being interrogated by a terrorist & interrogated by a woman is that eventually the terrorist will end your suffering."

"Kinda creepy that Noah could tell the difference between the male and female versions of EVERYTHING"

"BOVINE HIJINX Q; What do cows do for fun? A: They go to the moo-vies!"

"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody nose."

"Why all Tickle me Elmo dolls are male. They all get two test tickles before they leave the factory."

"When I get to my deathbed.... I hope it's a tempurpedic."

"Facebook timelines are just a step by step account of your march toward death."

"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!"

"How many non-delivering OPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"What's the difference between eating pussy and smoking a cigarette? The taste changes the closer you get to the butt. *what do they have in common. soz about that"